Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, and cabbages and Kings."
Lewis Carroll
The words from Lewis Carroll's poem from Alice Through the Looking Glass, are in my mind this morning as I type this post. It could be that Vienna seems more like wonderland than normal today, or more likely, I've fallen down the rabbit hole and I'm about to take a most awesome adventure. And Yes I know a little 'Bill and Ted' sneaked in there, It's that kind of morning.
Of cabbages and Kings seems oddly poignant, because it sums up the highs and lows of trying to plan a move to another country. Cabbages represent the bad, whilst the Kings represent the good. So let's get the bad out of the way first.
Of Cabbages.
Our cabbage for today is of course work and money. There's not enough of either, and the lack of work has yet again knocked our leaving date back. So its bye bye February 29th 2016, and hello, well a few months later. The date is a secret for now. Why? Given the fact that the damn thing moves almost as soon as Lynda and I can pick 'em, we're trying a new strategy of not announcing the date, so we can sneak up on it and catch the bugger. There is a cut off though, and this move has to happen next year, or it won't happen at all. By the end of next year, there simply won't be enough work around to be able to save the money we need to move. At that point, Lynda will be looking for a new job, and the Welsh Valley's aren't exactly overflowing with high paying jobs for people as qualified as she is. It's no joke, Lynda is considered overqualified for the most abundant job type found in the Valley's, the factory worker/shop assistant. She was once fired from a bakery job 'for not being suited' to turn fruit cakes on their side! That's true. So one way or another, she'll be looking for a new job, so it may as well be in Vienna as here, as we'll have to move to find a good job anyway.
And Kings.
The Kings of our piece are much more fun, and in keeping with the 'down the rabbit hole' feeling I have this morning. Last post I talked about the fact we won't be using a moving company to take our things to Vienna. In order to save a bit (Quiet a lot actually) of money, We'll be doing the trip with the bare minimum of stuff required to start a new life in Vienna. Harley. My trusty Saab 9000 (Yes she has a name.) will act as a life boat of sorts. With the rear seats removed, the old girl can carry a hell of a lot. She's designed to move heavy loads and that's what she's going to do. It's not going to be an easy trip, and for a car of Harley's age, it's potentially fatal. At 18 years old and with a total of 221000 miles on the clock, Harley has been around the block a bit. However, Saab's, especially the 9000, have a reputation for being sturdy, and 200000 miles on the clock is considered to be 'Just run in'. So with any luck she'll survive the first trip and hopefully at least another as well.
The route itself is daunting. just take a look.
It's a gruelling 1000 mile journey from home to Vienna, and the same back! And it can't be done in one go. Not safely at any rate. However, splitting it over three days would make things a lot easier. So the plan looks something like this.
Day 1 - dep 1800Z for Dover
Travel to Dover for an overnight hotel stay in a local premier inn.
Miles covered - 264
Day 2 - Dep 0600Z for 0700Z ferry to Dunkirk.
Arrive Dunkirk at 0900Z then head East for Frankfurt Airport.
Overnight hotel at Frankfurt.
Miles Covered - 355
Day 3 - Dep 0600Z for Vienna
Miles Covered - 450
Thats a total of 1069 miles!
Hopefully, and with traffic being nice to us, we should arrive in Vienna by 1400Z and be able to unload the car, do a quick bit of food shopping and then fall into bed and sleep, after we inflate the bed that is. The apartment won't be furnished. Don't worry, the kettle will be the first thing to be unpacked :)
The route could be squeezed into two days by driving straight to Frankfurt, but what kind of hell would that be. It's also not without its complications, all be it small. For example, before we enter Austria at Passau, We'll need to have an Austrian 'Vignette' This little treasure acts as a kind of Road Tax. Available in 10 day, two month and 12 month versions, Prices are quite cheap. A two month sticker will cost you just €25.70. It's important though that you stick the Vignette to the screen, or you'll be fined by the police, and at €280, its best to stick it and forget.
Whilst planning the route, Google maps did amuse me by warning me that 'This route crosses through Belgium'. I don't know why Belgium comes with this warning, but it does.
So that's the Journey. and the return is even more fun, as it may take two or three trips to get everything, including Geri, Who will travel with us, and gets to stay in a hotel in Frankfurt, for a small fee. All this must be complete by October 31st though, as from November 1st, snow tyres are mandatory in Austria, and we can't afford to fit four new tyres to Harley to use possibly once. So that's the cut off date for when everything must be moved. Oh and Harley can only stay in Austria for 30 days at a time before I have to register her as an Austrian car, and that will cost a fortune.
Finally, and most positive of all, The first hotel has been booked. Frankfurt beckons, and its going to be a wild ride getting there.
Until next time.
Jess.
